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This translation is a game. I'm looking for words sound like the followings:
"Eleven hal úszik a víz alatt" as:
"Alive fish swims the water under"
So when fish is not like "hal", then it could be changed to "whale", for that is more similar and the meaning is not far from the original.
So please write a translation that has a similar meaning and even more similar sounds, as much as possible.

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What is the exportation process? For example, you have 3 translations in your project. For the English language the 3 texts are "Home", "Directory", "Help". You can export the 3 translations to a file with a given template. For example you want the lines of your file being like «MyTranslation_[transref]="[trans]";»
Then when you export the 3 translations of your project you will create a file (that we call language file because it represents the english language for your project) that will be like this :

MyTranslation_0="Home";
MyTranslation_1="Direcotry";
MyTranslation_2="Help";

For example, you have a french lesson commented in english :
« "Bonjour" means "Hello" »
If you want to translate the lesson into italian it will be :
« "Bonjour" significa "Buongiorno" »

In this example the french language is the taught language and the english and spanish languages are the languages used to comment the lesson. "Bonjour" is kept untranslated.

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A button to import a file on your hard disk to the website's database

I need to wish somebody a nice day, like a felicitation. I really want him/her to feel that I wish him/her the best.